Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Cleat cheats? You be the judge

Cleat cheats? You be the judge

Victorious Lord Mayor Graham Quirk should start his fresh four-year council term with a promise to Brisbane voters to never again publish LNP political material that mimics official Brisbane City Council designs. Those copycat images blighted much of his team’s electioneering material over recent years – they were all pervasive during the recent municipal election – and this paper suspects the imagery was designed to mislead and trick voters.It’s a suspicion The Independent is entitled to hold since we started asking questions last year after seeing the distinctive pattern of blue and yellow blocks on all sorts of LNP election material that to our eyes looked identical to the distinctive pattern of blue and yellow blocks used on official BCC material.The council calls that livery – a distinctive pattern of colours or shapes – its “cleat” and council rules are clear: it cannot be used for political purposes and is reserved for official council use. Cr Quirk and his staff were unable to explain why their copycat cleat design was used, even though the Lord Mayor himself accepted that the BCC cleat should never be used for political purposes. In some short, sharp answers to this newspaper during the recent campaign, Cr Quirk accepted he and his LNP candidates are banned under council rules from using the official cleat for electioneering. But his blunt, final answer – LNP political advertising material does not use the council cleat or the BCC logo – did nothing to dampen our suspicions. We can rightly respond: really, Lord Mayor? Ones that look very, very much like it are somehow okay? The questions he answered – and more importantly the very reasonable follow-up ones he ignored – are reprinted on page 3. He could not be bothered to reply to our questions on whether he accepted that the lookalike cleat could lead people to believe it was the real one, giving candidate material the aura of being official council correspondence. He was also silent on our suggestion that an apology would be in order if that were the case.In the absence of any explanation from the LNP civic leader – and we thought politicians loved to talk, especially in campaigns – we’ll help him out. At left is a collage of three documents, two of which run the official council cleat down their left-hand side. The bottom one is the official letterhead of now retired long-term Central Ward councillor David Hinchliffe. The one in the middle, a pamphlet on City Cycle when Campbell Newman was Lord Mayor, also uses the official council cleat. The front leaflet, circulated by Central Ward LNP candidate Vicki Howard in the spring of 2011, apparently does not use the official council cleat. It’s the LNPversion – the one Cr Quirk obviously believes his team are entitled to use.The Independent will put it bluntly: the use on LNP material of the same colours, in the same block formation, in the same left-hand position as BCC material surely cannot be an unfortunate coincidence. And if it was done deliberately, then that makes for shonky, tricky political tactics that have no place in our election processes. How does that old saying go? If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck, then it’s probably a duck. So let’s apply that old saying to the LNP’s copycat cleat: if it has the same colours as the official BCC cleat, if it’s used in vertical alternating blocks of colour the same as the BCC’s official cleat, and is placed down the left-hand margin of all sorts of images just like the BCC’s cleat, then it’s probably the BCC’s cleat. And even if it’s not, a very large number of people are going to believe it is. And therein lies The Independent’s problem with the far-too-clever by half use of this imagery for many, many months now.This paper finds it impossible to believe that the LNP somehow randomly selected blue and yellow colours that are indistinguishable from the colours on the official city council cleat. We find it impossible to believe that the LNP somehow randomly decided to use a pattern of blocks of those two colours in an alternating vertical pattern. And we find it impossible to believe that the LNP somehow randomly decided to use that imagery down the left-hand margin of documents exactly where it’s used on official council material.In the absence of any attempt by the Lord Mayor to answer our very reasonable followup questions, we are entitled to suspect that if it look like a deliberate attempt to mislead and deceive, then it probably is a deliberate attempt to mislead and deceive. But let’s try to mount the defence the Lord Mayor might have offered if he’d bothered to respond. If he had said the colours of the blocks are different on the LNP’s copycat cleat, then sadly the answer is no. The City Cycle and Vicki Howard pamphlets are both printed on gloss paper and the blue on each is indistinguishable, as is the yellow. Maybe he would argue that the yellow and blue blocks are larger on Ms Howard’s document. That’s true enough, but when they are blown up to the same size (see above, left) they are almost identical in proportion. Besides, even if the blocks are larger, does that somehow mean residents won’t think of the document as an official council one? The answer is a resounding no. As well, the LNP copycat cleat is not always all that different from legitimate examples , as shown in the footpath election signs snapped (above, centre) in Brunswick Street during the campaign touting Mr Quirk as Lord Mayor and Vicki Howard as councillor, and a CityCycle leaflet (above right) with the official cleat. The depiction of the official cleat also varies fairly widely, as pictured in chunky form on the side of a city bus. Unless that was an LNP political ad? Enough of the sarcasm. Any argument that the LNPversion is manifestly different is laughable. Maybe the LNP could argue they had those yellow and blue colours first. The Independent doesn’t believe so, but even if it did, does it matter? Maybe the LNP has trademarked that pattern of vertical blocks of blue and yellow. We doubt it but even if they have, we don’t care. Perhaps council administration staff from the CEO down have said they are happy with what the LNP did. Makes no difference to us.Several of Vicki Howard’s workers told The Independent that the LNP design had been unsuccessfully challenged in court at the 2008 poll. We found no proof of that but if it’s true, we still don’t care. If the LNP civic leader had sent us testimonials from a dozen QCs that what they did was perfectly legal, it would change nothing in our view.We’ll go with the court of public opinion, for it’s our honest and reasonably held belief that if we presented all this information to a hundred Brisbane voters picked at random – and gave Cr Quirk equal time to defend his party’s use of the copycat cleat design – then even if Blind Freddy and some rusted-on LNP hacks were among them, an overwhelming majority would say that the LNP has copied the council cleat with the intention to confuse or deceive. So the election has been waged and the poll has been won – and won decisively. But the best possible way this Lord Mayor can start his four-year term on the right foot is by promising to never, ever, again use his lookalike council cleat for campaigning. And while he’s at it, he should also offer to dump the tacky “Lord Mayor’s representative” slogan used by candidates who were not elected councillors. It’s also a too-clever-by-half strategy that misleads people either by accident or design into thinking the people depicted are already councillors. We suspect the former.And if the Lord Mayor in the euphoria of victory is foolish enough to argue that his big election win means tacky strategies like the copycat cleat and the misuse of the word “representative” have somehow been given legitimacy by voters at the recent council poll, then The Independent believes he will pay a very heavy price sooner or later.Let’s end with the comments, provided to this paper during the campaign, of a leading political scientist who says that while what the LNP used was “a clever tactic in one sense, it does run the risk of generating cynicism among voters and raising the ire of many”. Clive Bean, Professor of Political Science at the Queensland University of Technology, added: “In the current political climate, with the tide running so strongly towards the LNP, one wonders why they would feel the need to adopt tactics that may be seen as unethical.“Among other things, it seems inconsistent with the campaign theme of the LNP at the state level to improve integrity and accountability in government. ”A sound analysis, but maybe there is a more basic way to look at. Maybe the LNP, emboldened by its massive victory at the state poll, simply doesn’t care about integrity and accountability.

What the Lord Mayor answered ... and what he didn’t Email sent on 13 April:Preface: In a letter to Chairman of Council Councillor Krista Adams on 28 October last year, the council’s CEO Colin Jensen said in response to a question as to whether the council’s cleat could be used in political material: “No. MC026 Marketing, Communications and Advertising Policy states that Council’s logo and cleat are used to indicate council program association and activity. These design elements as set out in council’s Visual Style Guide must not be used on material that is of a political nature.”We therefore ask:
1. Was the CEO’s take on council policy correct then? Answer: Yes
2. Does that policy still apply, or have the rules changed?Answer: This policy still applies. It has not changed.
3. If so, when? Answer: N/A
4. If the rules have not changed, why are you and some of your LNP candidates using the council cleat, or a design so similar to  it that any reasonable person could think they are one and the same, in political advertising material? Answer: LNP political advertising material does not use the Council cleat or the Council logo.

Our followup questions in April:
1. Do you accept that the pattern of blue and yellow blocks down the left hand side of roadside hoardings, footpath signs, candidate pamphlets, business cards  and even a campaign car is so similar in look and location to the council cleat used on official council documents that any reasonable person could be mistaken for believing they are one and the same?
2. Given that the electorate has proven time and time again that it is opposed to parties that resort to tricky or sneaky campaign techniques, would you like to offer the ratepayers of Brisbane an unconditional apology for the use of a design that can be so easily mistaken by any reasonable person to be in fact the council's intellectual property?
3. If as I suspect, the answers to both of the above are going to be a blunt “no”, please explain the difference between the council cleat and the design used in LNP advertising and state why you believe there’s no likelihood at all that any reasonable ratepayer could confuse the two?
4. Do you accept that the use of the words “Lord Mayor’s representative” by candidates in wards held by Labor councillors could easily lead to ratepayers, especially newly enrolled ones who know little of the history of ward councillor incumbency, to believe that person to be the elected councillor for the ward?
5. And in the extremely unlikely event that your answer to 4 above is going to be yes, would you like to offer an apology to the ratepayers of Brisbane for some of your LNP candidates using a form of words that could lead to that erroneous assumption?
No answers provided despite repeated requests.

Better late than never, but too late for some. It was done the way it was supposed to be done. One half at a time, as our pictures above show, to avoid inconvenience to both pedestrians and nearby businesses. So simple really – but sadly just a half year too late for a number of traders; one who has already shut, others who now plan to close sooner than later as a result of the losses they’ve incurred.We are talking, of course, of the Waltons walkway that closed abruptly in early December last year, supposedly for maintenance that never happened in the almost four months the walkway was closed.Following Supreme Court action in April by neighbours Lend Lease, owners of shopping complex Valley Metro above the Fortitude Valley railway station, a judge ordered the walkway opened immediately.Connecting the Valley Metro complex to Wickham Street and via the airbridge to McWhirters and beyond, the walkway has since had its tiles ripped up and replaced with what this newspaper sincerely hopes is industrial-quality vinyl that will last for a very long time. The Independent understands the work was undertaken by the revitalised Happy Valley Body Corporate in the adjacent building that once housed the Chinese Club, in an agreement signed off between the relevant parties  just before the court ruling.That agreement is also believed to be responsible for the fact that the up and down escalators servicing the Happy Valley building to Wickham Street have been operating in both directions reasonably regularly since the walkway makeover, much to the amazement of both local business owners and pedestrians alike But it’s the eventual repair of the walkway that has local traders scratching their heads and asking the very reasonable question: “What was the last six months of disruption all about? ”Owner of the Autographed Memorabilia shop just inside the McWhirters building retail complex, Corey Hamilton, summed up feelings: “It’s nice to see it finally happening, but it is not going to save a number of local traders. ”Mr Hamilton, who will move out shortly unless he can negotiate some rent relief to compensate for his losses during the closure, said: “Traders have suffered huge losses that will never be made up. People have lost their jobs over this and do the people who caused this care? The answer is no, because if they had cared, it wouldn’t have happened in the first place. ”Traders who lost out from the prolonged closure are still considering a class action lawsuit against those responsible for closing the walkway.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Govt offer to fix walkway rejected



NEWS

A State Government offer made more than two weeks ago to reopen the closed Waltons walkway that is sending local traders broke has been rejected.


A media release by Brisbane Central MP Grace Grace on Tuesday 7 February and delivered to local traders said the Transport Department would offer to “license” the walkway and “conduct an urgent safety and fire audit” to check the walkway’s safety.
“If necessary, the department will undertake any minor repairs needed to ensure the pedestrian access is safe for public use,” Ms Grace said in the release.
But Ms Grace told The Independent this week: “The Government cannot take any action until the owner of the walkway agrees to it. We have a resolution on the table; whether it goes ahead is entirely in the owner’s court.”
But a source close to Waltons owner Mount Cathay Pty Ltd called the government move a “six-month band-aid” that had put negotiations between the parties “back by a week”.
The 20-metre section of walkway through the old Waltons building connecting the Valley Metro and Fortitude Valley Railway Station to the McWhirters centre via an airbridge over Wickham Street was closed on Sunday 11 December for maintenance work that has never been undertaken.
In the 11 weeks since, traders in the Happy Valley building that used to house the Chinese Club and neighbouring businesses in the McWhirters centre and beyond have seen their trade slashed by up to 90 per cent. Some business are set to close for good, as reported on our front page last issue.
Desperate traders had put a lot of hope in the State Government intervention, with one trader saying: “The State Government stepped in and was going to fix this but where are they now? We need help. Or was this just a political stunt ... again.” Ms Grace said the Waltons owner had a social responsibility to either find a way to reopen the walkway or to let the government take the license and reopen the walkway while negotiations continued
“The offer of a six-month licence gives time for a permanent solution to be found but there is nothing to stop the license being extended if a permanent solution takes longer.
“My understanding is that the government being in caretaker does not impact on the offer going forward immediately if accepted by the owners.
“The government’s offer stands to help resolve this issue in the best interests of the community.
“This is a private legal dispute but the impacts are being felt by the whole local community especially businesses. I urge the owner of the walkway to consider the negative impacts their actions are having on businesses.”

LNP attacks TV ads

NEWS

The LNP has called on Labor to cease promoting itself through the use of taxpayer funded government advertising. Deputy Opposition Leader Tim Nicholls said Labor was ignoring the caretaker provisions of government which came into effect on Sunday with the start of official election campaign.


“For the past year the Bligh government has been on an unprecedented advertising spending spree that is tipped to top $100 million,” Mr Nicholls said. “The last election proved that the Bligh Labor government will say and do anything, and break every promise and every rule to hold onto power in Queensland.
“This election Labor are up to their cunning political tricks again – at taxpayer’s expense. “Facing a public backlash for their wasteful mismanagement of the state’s economy, Labor has been indulging in an orgy of self promotion.
“Who is paying for it? The poor Queensland taxpayer is. Families and businesses are already shelling out their hard-earned cash for Labor’s long list of increased taxes and charges.
“Now the Bligh government wants to waste more taxpayer money for their own political advantage. “The government’s advertising code of conduct stipulates there should be no advertising within six months of the scheduled date for an election – unless “there is an urgent emerging issue”.
“None of these ads meet that criteria. “Can you imagine what would happen if this discredited and economically incompetent government again got its hands on the state’s treasury?” Mr Nicholls said. “The greedy Labor party has fiddled with the electoral laws to steal advantage over election donations, and now they’re bleeding the long suffering Queensland taxpayer to pay for extra ad promotion for the Bligh government during this campaign.

OUR SAY: Just one commercial TV channel midweek ran various State Government ads on all sorts of topics including skin cancer protection and how to stop smoking. We were bombarded with far too many of these ads – along with ones on mental health, mining jobs, flood readiness, etc – in the months leading up to Sunday’s issuing of writs for the 24 March election. They are a disgrace and must stop immediately.

Dose of politics for Bupa folk



NEWS

Talk about a captive audience. Local federal MP Teresa Gambaro was there at Bupa New Farm on Monday to congratulate the centre for providing young nurses with exciting career development opportunities. She did that – but no pollie worth her salt wastes a chance to do a little politicking.


Sure, she praised two young nurses – Sushma Gautam and Mamata Khatry, both originally from Nepal – who began graduate training program at Bupa New Farm this week. But listening to her speech you could be excused for thinking a federal poll was imminent, not state and local ones.
She trotted out the usual anti-Rudd/Gillard government lines, talked about how awful it was that Queenslander Kevin Rudd was “assassinated”, presumably before we all had the chance to vote him out for all the naughty things he did. She mentioned pink bats and costly school halls and the billions that her party had left behind that Labor flittered away. It was all pretty much a rerun of the 2010 federal poll, but to be fair to Teresa, she didn’t once shout “stop the boats” and made no mention whatsoever of poor personal hygiene.
As she warmed to her theme, were some in the audience nodding agreement or just nodding off?
But was it necessary? The way federal Labor is going at the moment, Teresa could probably have recited passages from the 2012 white pages and she’ll still romp in at the next federal election.
The good folk at the Bupa morning tea were then introduced to LNP state candidate for Brisbane Central, Robert Cavallucci and Vicki Howard, the party’s candidate having her second tilt at the Brisbane council ward of Central. Thankfully, these two had the good sense to keep their little spiels short.
Now why were we all there again? Oh, that’s right. The aged care nursing workforce needs to increase by 500,000 over the next 40 years to meet the needs of our ageing population.
In response Bupa has introduced a graduate nurse program that fast-tracks young nurses into senior clinical and management roles within the aged care industry. Sushma and Khatry studied for a bachelor of nursing in Australia and applied for the Bupa graduate nurse program upon graduation. Only 21 candidates were selected from a field of 385 applicants.
Sushna Gautam says she and Mamata are excited about their careers in aged care. “I look forward to developing my medical knowledge and leadership skills. This is a good career path. I am happy to go home every night knowing I have made a positive difference in someone else’s life,” Sushna said.


ABOVE: Trainee nurses Sushma Gautam (second from left) and Mamata Khatry with Bupa New Farm general manager Davida Webb, (centre) and , from left Vicki Howard, Teresa Gambaro and Robert Cavallucci

Parties bicker over a cleaner Valley


NEWS

Lord Mayor Graham Quirk has put the owners of rundown Valley buildings on notice, with new laws giving council the power to force them to be cleaned up expected to be passed as this issue of The Independent went to press.


Cr Quirk (pictured) said the draft Health Safety and Amenity Local Law 2012 aimed to lift standards in the Valley by placing a legal responsibility on local building owners to ensure their properties were kept clean, painted and safe.
But the ALP’s Lord Mayoral candidate Ray Smith accused Cr Quirk of “playing catchup” two months out from the council elections by adopting part of his policy to clean up the Valley.
The new laws were expected to be passed at a full meeting of council on Tuesday and will take about 12 months to finalise, depending on state government approval.
The Lord Mayor said he had announced in December last year that council had begun drafting a new law after the State Government provided advice that council had no power to act on amenity issues such as buildings that were dirty, dilapidated or in disrepair. Council could act on matters of public safety.
Cr Quirk said this was part of his “firm but fair” campaign to clean up the Valley and the new laws would be used as a last resort.
“Over the last six months I’ve been working closely with local Valley businesses and building owners and after robust discussions we’ve had some early breakthroughs, including having the outside of the derelict Waltons building repainted,” Cr Quirk said. “However many of theses problems with the presentation of Valley buildings have been going on for 20 years and these laws are there to give us legal reinforcement if people don’t want to play ball.”
Cr Quirk said the new law meant uncooperative owners of rundown buildings faced a range of penalties, including court-ordered cleanup notices and fines of up to $20,000.
“I am determined to boost Brisbane’s economic credentials both at home and abroad and these measures are aimed at bringing business back to the Valley by making it a more pleasant and safe place to work and play,” he said.
“To back this up I’ve recently introduced a number of state-of-the-art litter vacuums, installed CCTV cameras with warning speakers to move on troublemakers and am tripling bin capacity in the area.”
Mr Smith accused the Lord Mayor of “dithering and failing to act in the Valley for years”. “And now all he’s been able to come up with is an incomplete imitation of my Revaluing the Valley policy,” he said.
“When I announced my plan to Revalue the Valley, I said I’d get serious about cleaning up the Valley because the current council had failed to act for far too long. “Now the Lord Mayor is trying to catch-up, but after 27 years in council it’s clear he has no ideas of his own. I’m pleased at least part of my Revaluing the Valley policy is being implemented before we even get to an election, but why stop there? We’d get a better outcome for the Valley if Graham Quirk just copied my entire policy.
“My plan will not only clean up the Valley – it will deliver real infrastructure, investment and incentives to stimulate growth. It includes a range of measures dedicated to supporting positive growth in the area.
“The Valley needs strong action, and an administration led by me will get tough on irresponsible private property owners who are letting down the Valley’s image and help generate positive growth in the area,” Mr Smith said.

Papering over a bad situation



NEWS

Question: what becomes more expensive the less you have of it? Sure, precious metals is a good answer? You up the back? Oil. That’s a good one. Anyone else? Another answer is, of course, newspaper advertising rates that go always go up when circulations decline.


For as long as this paper has been publishing, it has taken our city’s mainstream mastheads to task for often very selective reporting on their circulation figures that gauge their success and an important stat for potential advertisers to ponder before forking out the outrageous sums The Courier-Mail and the Sunday Mail demand as monopolies for their display advertising space. Sadly the company that runs these papers has a pretty sorry record of cherrypicking these quarterly figures to show them in the best possible light. Maybe cherry picking is the wrong word. When really bad results fall from the Audit Bureau of Circulations tree, they are left to rot well out of the public eye.
Take the latest figures just released, for the three months to the end of 2011, and the comparisons with the same period a year before. Sadly the reasonably recent new editor at The Courier-Mail has quickly learnt how to polish these fruity little results for best possible consumption. Which is rather a pity for in his early tenure, he showed a commendable openness about how to report such things. Not any more.
“Still state’s top news choice” was how his Page 2 heading on 11 February explained away the latest sales figures for both his Monday to Friday and Saturday issues. The Courier-Mail was still the nation’s third highest daily circulation, he crowed. He mentioned the raw sales figures but not the fact that both were down – 4.5 per cent Monday to Friday and almost 6 percent on Saturday.
The editor at the sister paper The Sunday Mail ignored the results altogether. They showed a 7.2 per cent decline over the year. We say “ignored” because we couldn’t find them anywhere in the Sunday edition after the figures came out. To be fair, he might have run them on Page 129 of a 128-page country edition.
Now, to carry the fruit analogy a step further you might ask: isn’t it fair enough for a fruiterer to display his shiniest and freshest apples at the top. Might not be totally fair on the customer who finds a few mushy ones in the bag when they get home, but it’s human nature, right?
But as we have pointed out many times, these papers are not fruit and vegie sellers. Part of their job is to report without fear or favour on how businesses are faring – to record their ups and downs – and even take them to task if they hide from their shareholders unpalatable news.
The Courier-Mail editorial hierarchy regularly berates politicians and others for “spinning” the facts. Shonky business operators fleecing funds from the innocent through the use of selective performance indicators are deservedly exposed, named and shamed.
But when it comes to their own performance in the marketplace, every quarter they show they can spin circulation and readership stats with the best of them. In addition, the way the figures are reported or ignored must surely violate the supposed wall between the commercial and editorial interests of the papers. We think News Queensland, the parent company of these two mastheads, thus has a moral and ethical duty to report their circulation figures in an open and transparent manner. To show the fruits of their labours, blemishes and all.
It’s the decent and honourable thing to do and besides, do they really think that ad agencies and the like don’t pore over these statistics? And they do have a monopoly so can anyone really hurt them too much? The way they keep putting up their rates suggests not.
Probably the most galling aspect of how these editors use these results is that we can bet our bottom dollar that if the readership figures that generally come out about the same time had shown, for whatever miracle reason, a rise in readership numbers, then they’d gladly have shouted about the quality of their produce with absolutely no hesitation in making taste-test comparisons from the past. It’s quite pathetic, really.
Bowl up for a good cause!

Norman Park Bowls Club will hold its annual “Bowl for Happiness” on Sunday 25 March from 12pm to 6pm to support the work of beyondblue, the national depression and anxiety initiative. Started in memory of Steve Munday, the day aims to raise awareness about depression and anxiety and where to get help. With live music, great food, prizes for best team costume, barefoot bowling and presentation of the 3rd Steve Munday Cup to the winning bowls team, the day promises to be great fun while supporting a very serious initiative. Tickets just $25 per person with proceeds going to beyondblue. Organise your team now for 25 March. Ticket purchases and enquiries to the club on 3399 7902.


Talk at Miegunyah


Guest Speaker Claire Lees, vice-president of The Diamantina Health Care Museum, will talk on the topic Fred’s Shack at the Gabba - The Dispenser’s House at the Queensland Women's Historical Association’s Miegunyah House Museum, 35 Jordan Terrace, Bowen Hills on Thursday, 8 March. This wooden building, built in 1909 for Frederick Staubwasser, dispenser and head wardsman is heritage-listed and the only building remaining from the Diamantina Hospital for Chronic Diseases. There’s morning tea at 10.30am with the talk at 11am. Cost for both is $10 for members and $12 for non-members. For further information or bookings ring 3252 2979 or email qwha@miegunah.org The association’s website is at www.miegunyah.org.

New Farm National Seniors

Everyone is welcome to come along as New Farm National Seniors celebrates its 22nd birthday on Wednesday 7 March at the Merthyr Uniting Church at 9.30am. Entertainment will be by Jim Lergessner, author of Snippets from a Baby Boomer’s Diary with musical accompaniment by Peter May. Please RSVP to Tony Townsend on 3315 2523. Then, unwind after a busy week with other members of National Seniors at the branch monthly dinner on Friday 16 March at 6pm at the Merthyr Bowls Club in Oxlade Drive when members who cannot attend daytime meetings are particularly welcome. Please RSVP to 3315 2523.

The end? Not really

POLITICS ... with Mungo MacCallum

Okay, let’s put it into perspective. What has been going on in the Labor Party is not apocalypse now. It is not the end of the world and it is not the end of the party. It is just a stoush over the leadership; a particularly vicious and nasty one but just a stoush nonetheless.


Superficially the conflict may seem profound but deep down it’s really shallow: it’s all about personalities, not about ideology In policy terms, Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd are in complete harmony about everything that matters; there may be differences of emphasis and the odd tiff about the speed and method of implementation, but there is furious agreement about the substance. Both are genuine social democrats in the mainstream Labor tradition, seriously interested in reform and eschewing the extremes of left and right. Their battles are not the kind to bring on feuds, splits, revolts and rebellion. Indeed, when you look back at the ALP ‘s long and tumultuous history they amount to little more than an unusually unpleasant domestic spat.
The Party was born to trouble, the child of the great industrial confrontations of the 1890s, and seems to have spent much of the next 120 years lurching, as its enemies like to put it, from crisis to crisis. It had a place in the commonwealth parliament from federation in 1901 and had an uneasy try at minority government under Chris Watson as early as 1904; it didn’t last, but in 1908 Andrew Fisher led it back to a more stable regime and became Prime Minister with the support of Alfred Deakin.
But in 1909 Deakin decided that Labor was the real threat, and took his protectionists across the floor to merge with Joseph Cook’s anti-socialist free traders. There were screams of betrayal, of war to the knife, to the stiletto; so vitriolic was Labor’s fury that the ensuing chaos caused the speaker Sir Frederick Holder to drop dead on the spot.
Fisher regained government in his own right in 1910, making Labor the nation’s first majority government. But it was too good to last; on Fisher’s retirement Billy Hughes took over and promptly caused its first great split over the question of conscription. This was an issue that went to the heart and soul of the party, a rift that could not be healed. Eventually Hughes led his followers out of the party room to merge with the Natiionalist opposition.
The young John Curtin tearfully accused Hughes of trying to smash the Labor Party. Hughes replied prophetically: “I couldn’t do that. No one can smash the Labor Party.” And he was right, but it was 13 years before they returned to the Treasury benches under the hapless Jimmy Scullin, who was faced with not only the great depression but two separate splits: one from the left wing followers of the radical New South Wales Premier Jack Lang, led by “Stabber Jack” Beasley, and one from allies of Joe Lyons who, miffed at having been denied the Treasury portfolio, deserted to the Nationalists to become the first leader of the United Australia Party.
The UAP creamed Labor at the election that followed: the party’s best and brightest, including Curtin and Ben Chifley lost their seats, and the party was once more declared finished. But again it clawed its way back and in 1941 Curtin became Prime Minister to take Australia almost through the war, until Chifley took over the task of post-war reconstruction. It ended in 1949, with Labor confident fan early comeback; Bert Evatt nearly brought it off in 1954 but then came the second great split between the predominantly Roman Catholic right and the radical, occasionally pro-communist left.
This took on the dimensions of a holy war, but this time those who deserted the party did not join the enemy but formed their own Democratic Labor Party, which kept the ALP from office for 15 more years.
And it underwent further internal skirmishes until Gough Whitlam emerged as leader to take it to victory in 1972, a victory, which many, once again, believed could never come to a party they had written off as damaged beyond repair. But then, after three frenetic years, the Governor-General Sir John Kerr sacked the government, delegitimising not only Whitlam but also the entire party in the eyes of many voters.
After two catastrophic election defeats Labor was, once again, declared dead and buried. And once again it came back to 13 years of triumphant government – under Bob Hawke and Paul Keating – before giving way to another lengthy conservative regime under John Howard from which, it was said yet again, it could never recover. Until Kevin Rudd.
And now, once again, it is all doom and gloom. Some hysterical commentators have claimed that the present kerfuffle is comparable to the great upheavals of the past but obviously they have never read the history.
The Gillard/Rudd saga is, of course, immensely damaging to Labor and will almost certainly cost it government but it is no more likely to destroy Labor than the ongoing vendetta between Andrew Peacock and John Howard was to destroy the Liberals back in the 1980s. And, when you boil it down, for the same reasons: it is a massive ruckus over nothing much that matters, a simple clash of hurt feelings and wounded egos, a bonfire, to coin a phrase, of political vanities.
This does not mean that the emotional commitment of the contestants, or of their supporters, is any the less passionate or sincere; as we know, it is often the most trivial slights that induce the most enduring resentments. But it does mean that yes, the party can and will get over it – eventually. The talent and commitment is there: Chris Bowen and Tanya Plibersek, to name but two of the most interesting of the new guard, will not pick up their bongos and go home just because the oldies are bluing in the kitchen.
And while they may not know a lot about Billy Hughes, or like what they do know, they would certainly agree with his thoughts of 1915: No one can smash the Labor Party. If no-one has managed so far, it’s certainly not about to happen over the present tantrums.

Oz growers have grape expectations



TASTINGS ... with David Bray

One of the really good things about the Australian wine industry is that it has both the willingness to use grape varieties from pretty much all around the world, and the ability to make good use of these exotic imports.


We have not just the technical skills, of which our grape growers and winemakers have an abundance, both practical and academic, a vast continent providing an enormous range of climate and soil combinations, and more than a sprinkling of comparatively recent arrivals of European origin bringing with them wonderful traditions and skills.
So we find on our bottleshop shelves, on restaurant wine lists and in bars and cellar doors, wines we had not even heard about a few years ago. Some of them may not be there in a couple of years but others will win a long-lasting perhaps even permanent, place in our affections.
Like Prosecco. For Prosecco, go to the King Valley in Victoria’s High Country. It has neat little online story which goes in part like this: “The vineyards, perched on the fertile slopes that rise above the King River, are home to great wines and their makers. First, second and third generation Italian migrant families continue a tradition, today treating the Australian palate with their Mediterranean-inspired wines. Pinot grigio, arneis, verduzzo, sangiovese, tempranillo and barbera formed their first wave.
“Then in 2000, inspired by a childhood growing up in the town of Valdobbiadene, the birthplace of Prosecco, Otto Dal Zotto planted the first Prosecco vines in the King Valley. Its fresh, crisp, palate proved instantly popular with those seeking a relaxed yet stylish, celebratory drink.
Since that first planting, five other King Valley winemakers have followed suit – Brown Brothers, Chrismont, Ciccone, Pizzini and Sam Miranda. “In 2011, all six joined forces to create an exciting new food and wine trail especially for lovers of the sparkling Italian white. Intimate tastings with the makers, savouring rustic Italian cuisine and conversations about the meaning of life over a game of bocce, are all stops along King Valley Prosecco Road.”
Well, that’s their story. Here comes another, from Terra Felix, which operates in the Upper Goulburn region, and produces Terra Felix Prosecco NV, sourcing the grapes from Gentle Annie vineyard, Dookie. Head winemaker at Terra Felix is Terry Barnett, who had previously been in the same position at Brown Brothers, major producers of Prosecco (among many other excellent wines).
Here’s this winery’s “ramblings” about the grape: “For many years Australians have associated sparkling wine styles with Champagne and its imitators. There has been some recognition of Spumante but as a frivolous, low-quality, low-cost beverage. Recently Moscato has become popular for its crisp fruity flavour and modest alcohol levels”. (That’s around 11.5 per cent, a bit below most wines, but a bit above some others)
“Now Prosecco has joined the party. Grown and produced in Italy for centuries, this unique variety is now being grown in Australia and several other countries. This popularity has worried the Italians so much that they have somehow managed to change the official variety name in Italy from Prosecco to Glera and have reserved the Prosecco name for the now-protected region. Fortunately this change has no effect in Australia where Prosecco is legally recognised as the official name of the grape.”
They make Prosecco into wine by fermenting the juice to dryness then running a secondary fermentation in tank under pressure to produce the fizz. So it’s not fermented in the bottle and won’t generally improve with cellaring. In other words, drink it now, by itself or in various mixed drinks, including the Bellini cocktail. The winery’s tasting notes record lifted aromas of pear, lemon zest and tropical fruits ...enhanced by the sparkle of carbon dioxide ... exuberance an easy drinkability… enjoy on its own as an aperitif or with a range of summer foods including seafood platters, salads and fruit. Likely price around $20.
Next time, another interesting comparative newcomer, Savagnin.

So wrong, and yet somehow so very right



By Don Gordon-Brown

You’d think after four decades in journalism that I’d be able to get my facts straight, wouldn’t you? But I came a bit of a cropper over that city council PR stunt that offended McWhirters traders so much on 2 February. It’s the one I wrote about last issue where Lord Mayor Graham Quirk and his LNP candidate for Central Ward, Vicki Howard, spent 40 minutes having their pictures taken with a new garbage-munching machine.


Thanks, by the way, to the many people who pulled me up, praised the column piece and expressed absolute agreement that it was a pretty thoughtless thing for the two of them to do just metres away from where people’s livelihoods are going to putty because of the closed Waltons walkway. But back to my sloppy journalism, based on an assumption I shouldn’t have made. When I take photos for the Indie, I’m like a pimply teenager on his first real date: in and out as fast as I can. I’m a one-shot man – I give it my best shot – and it’s not until I get back to the office and find that the subject’s eyes were closed or the lens dustcap was on that my photojournalism skills come into serious question.
Others may shake at the prospect, but for someone like me (who can be a little pushed for time wearing the hats of editor, reporter, sub-editor, distributor, ad sales rep, local coffee taster and photographer) drive-by shootings would be ideal. The snapper I spied on 2 February spent some 40 minutes taking countless photos as Graham and Vicki pushed the machine this way and that. The absence of any other snapper at the time made me rethink the event in the days that followed, especially after the two publicity seekers staged another full media event with the same machine the following Thursday.
So that’s the assumption I made... that this whole photoshoot just had to be an internal LNP gig to get promotional images for the looming council poll. And seeing I’ve never won a Walkley award yet – and God knows, I deserve one – I fired off some questions to Graham and Vicki just to make sure their party had covered the council costs involved in the exercise. It would not have been cheap to get the machine to and from the mall, let alone the time and labour costs for the machine operator and the council’s PR hack to be on hand.
Well, did those two promptly put me in my place! The photographer was in fact from Quest’s City News. There was so much egg all over my face I felt like asking them both if the big green machine was available to clean it off.
But then, on further reflection it seemed to me that I was wrong yet right at the same time. Let me explain. I wouldn’t exactly call the purchase of a few mall cleaners rivetting news, would you? But council obviously did. We now know that they staged the first stunt in the mall on Friday 2 February for the benefit of just one media outlet, at not inconsiderable cost to ratepayers.
It seems the first stunt was organised because City News would have been out on the streets on the morning of the second stunt. But I’ve got this little idea for any council administration that had really wanted to use its ratepayers’ money wisely: you should have held just the one stunt on a Monday or Tuesday to suit City News’ timelines. Much cheaper, surely? I believe that first stunt was pulled for no other reason than an election is looming and its sole purpose was to try to give Graham and Vicki some exposure, especially for Vicki seeing City News allegedly services the ward she’s seeking.
By the way, do you know what City News thought of the stunt in the long run? Maybe the snapper got annoyed with the attempts to insert Vicki into every other shot, but the paper didn’t run a word or image the next week. That’s how newsworthy they thought it was. Now I’ve never run a political media unit but I’ll say this. If I was going to allocate sizable council resources and people’s time to an event that favoured one media outlet, I’d extract a commitment to some coverage, wouldn’t you?
So I still think that it would be nice if Graham and Vicki threw some money into the council’s coffers for the costs incurred in staging this unnecessary and ultimately fruitless PR exercise.
And council should probably be thankful that most of the media at the second stunt only turned up because the traders told them they were going to stage a ruckus. They would have been entitled to be pissed off as second-rate media outlets if City News had indeed run this non-story that morning.
And, finally I'm going to try one last time to explain to Graham and Vicki why McWhirters traders fumed over their antics on the Friday and why they angrily tried to hijack the second media event six days later.
I’ll give them a clue by paraphrasing one Oscar Wilde: “To stage one stunt that offends struggling traders may be considered unfortunately stupid, but to do two was offensive and highly unproductive politics all round.”