SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 to Dec 22)
Just when you thought things could not possibly get any worse for federal Opposition Leader Malcolm Turnbull, you hear on the news that he has the full and unequivocal backing of Phillip Ruddock.
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 to Jan 20)
You're saddened by the news that Rove McManus has decided to quit TV, because for more than a decade he had clearly stood head and shoulders below anyone else in the medium.
AQUARIUS (Jan 21 to Feb 19)
Still, you suppose it gives a chance for the next little thing to make their mark on TV.
PISCES (Feb 20 to Mar 20)
You truly believe that Rove McManus will be missed, though, because he was simply tailor-made for the small screen.
ARIES (Mar 21 to Apr 20)
It also has you thinking..... okay, already. Enough with the small-man jokes!
TAURUS (Apr 21 to May 20)
As the sun streams through your bedroom window curtains at 5am, making any further sleep impossible, you are at least thankful that those curtains are not being faded by daylight saving.
GEMINI (May 21 to June 21)
You close your account with the Commonwealth Bank, figuring you can no longer support any business than wastes time and money listening to a couple of fools coming up over and over again with totally moronic marketing ideas.
CANCER (June 22 to July 23)
As someone who is always goin’ through life droppin’ their g’s in every-day speech, you regret your decision to walk into a McDonalds and order one of their new Angus beef burgers.
LEO (July 24 to Aug 23)
You really enjoyed the opening day of the West Indies test at the Gabba, although the other spectator said he wasn’t that fussed.
VIRGO (Aug 24 to Sept 23)
You wake up in a cold sweat with the sudden realisation of what the federal Liberal Party meltdown really means - another three years of Kevin Rudd.
LIBRA (Sept 24 to Oct 23)
You finally find that one machine in your local pokie parlour that always puts something back in your hands ... the free coffee machine.
SCORPIO (Oct 24 to Nov 22)
You wonder if you’re the only person in Australia who doesn’t have the foggiest of notions about how an emissions trading scheme actually works.
